why does every tumblr
user think they can
write poems just by
using the space bar
and enter button
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.
Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.
Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.
I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!
Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…
But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…
HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
YOU OVERDOSED ON BACON
The cucanana one fucked. me. up. though.
And the the Orangemato..
And then the eggplant that turned out to be an actual egg.
Just No. Cool! But no.
so ijust realised something
plastic donasours, right
plastic is made of oil
which comed from
plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs
science has definitely come too far
how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times